Application For A Night Out With The Boys
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
_____________________________________________
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
DATE:
TIME OF DEPARTURE:
TIME OF RETURN NOT TO EXCEED:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the location stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on of flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a Taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL ALLOWED (units):
- Beer
- Wine
- Liquor
- TOTAL
- Location: __________ From: __________ To: __________
- Location: __________ From: __________ To: __________
- Location: __________ From: __________ To: __________
- _____________________________________________
- _____________________________________________
- _____________________________________________
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules and regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates and flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards when ever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half) the above information is correct.
SIGNED Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
_____________________________________________
Request is (please circle): Approved Denied
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Permission for my Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date:
Time of departure:
Time of return:
Authorised by Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:
_____________________________________________
This decision is not negotiable. IF approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
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Permission for my Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date:
Time of departure:
Time of return:
Authorised by Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:
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