Stressed Diet for Women

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day


BREAKFAST

1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk



LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Tim Tam



AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the Tim Tams from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping



DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 snickers bars



LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole Woolworth's cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)





REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is "Desserts", so it really depends on which way you look at stress